👨Dad Joke Generator

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Where AI stands for 'Amazingly Ingenious' and the puns are so bad, they're good!

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I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated!
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging!
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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